hi (:
hello :D
April 2012
22 posts
So I drank lemonade today, and after it I was more thirsty than before. Do you think Im pregnant?
OMG YES!!!! OHHHH NOOOOO THATS VERY BAD UMMMMM YOU HAVE TO GET AN ABORTION OR GET CHILD SUPPORT OMG WHAT WILL YOUR PARENTS SAY
I heard this popular techno song. Idk what its called but it sounds like : DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN ER ER ER ER ER DUNNN ERRRR.
OMG I heard it on a trampoline today i think it from Mary Poppins when the chimney cleaner started to sing
Oh em geee, I swallowed cum todayy. If I go to the dentist tomorrow, do you think he'll know?
Nah depends how much, if it got everywhere on your teeth then they will get stuck there and when he washes it off he might know so ya
Why does steam come out my vagina? Everything seems to be coming out of there? Is something wrong with me?
It might be because your body heats up and theres no other way for it to get out so ya…. no theres nothing wrong with you
What about a rubber glove instead of a condom? Does that work?>
Even better because it wont break that easly! Your Extra Protected :D
Why do I have tiny flies coming out my urine? My friends told me its not normal...
uhhhh….. im not sure you should go see a doctor
Why do I have glitter in my vagina?
Maybe the condom had glitter effect so the girl wouldn’t run away or the dick was just filled with it.
Whats the right age to be teaching my dog about sex?
The time when you feel comfortable about talking about it.
Do you think plastic wrap will do the same job as a condom? Im trying to save up.
Um it depends, it would have to be a strong one because the girl will get quite mad and furious if the plastic wrap will break.
How many calories are in a booger?
I don’t know even though I look through your window and see you eating them it doesn’t seem like you gained any weight
