Anonymous asked: So I drank lemonade today, and after it I was more thirsty than before. Do you think Im pregnant?
OMG YES!!!! OHHHH NOOOOO THATS VERY BAD UMMMMM YOU HAVE TO GET AN ABORTION OR GET CHILD SUPPORT OMG WHAT WILL YOUR PARENTS SAY
Anonymous asked: I heard this popular techno song. Idk what its called but it sounds like : DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRR DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN ER ER ER ER ER DUNNN ERRRR.
OMG I heard it on a trampoline today i think it from Mary Poppins when the chimney cleaner started to sing
Anonymous asked: Oh em geee, I swallowed cum todayy. If I go to the dentist tomorrow, do you think he'll know?
Nah depends how much, if it got everywhere on your teeth then they will get stuck there and when he washes it off he might know so ya
Anonymous asked: Why does steam come out my vagina? Everything seems to be coming out of there? Is something wrong with me?
It might be because your body heats up and theres no other way for it to get out so ya…. no theres nothing wrong with you
Anonymous asked: What about a rubber glove instead of a condom? Does that work?>
Even better because it wont break that easly! Your Extra Protected :D
